1.) the healthy alternative to god
2.) when asked an obvious question, you get a hypothetical, over the top answer.
1.) "are you goin to church?"
"yeah, but i'll be worshipping sagatom the whole time"
2.) i asked him if the glass was half empty or half full and he said who gives a damn, the time it takes to debate it could be spent filling up the glass alll the way. he pulled a sagatom.