Definitions by thisispissinmecleanoff

hypocritical asthmatic 

an asthmatic person that hangs around smokers.

Jane: that whore! she's such a hypocritical asthmatic. she has asthma, yet she hangs with the smokers. IRONIC.
Harry: totally. Oh my gosh. that totally doesnt fly my spaceship!

hypocritical asthmatic by thisispissinmecleanoff November 15, 2009