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The most elegant kind of sexual act one can receive. Reserved for those who are truly the epitome of class, the cocaine blowjob consists two people splitting at least 3 grams of coke between them. The woman takes a line off her partner's dick. The man puts his half above his lip and as leans his head back, and that sweet Columbia shit falls into his nose.
You're welcome for the cocaine blowjob, Charlie Sheen.
by thingsinbags March 06, 2011

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