3 definitions by thewildeone
When a guy/girl has such low body fat that there's veins all over their body, resulting in their limbs resembling a full on boner
Guy 1: "Bro did you see that guy? He was shredded cunt!"
Guy 2: "Yeah brah, he looked like he had a boner for arms!"
Boner-bod
Guy 2: "Yeah brah, he looked like he had a boner for arms!"
Boner-bod
by thewildeone August 12, 2016
A blanket term used to describe ones mental/emotional state. Similar words to compare the meaning: Stressed, distressed, pissed-off, mad, literally mad, insane, crazy, lonely, depressed, sad, completely alone, horny, lustful, pseudo-koi-no-Yokan. Not to be confused or mistaken for the punk rock group from Ontario or the early Homosexual pornographic film.
Person 1: Yo let’s see what Steve is up to today
Person 2: Nah man..not Steve..
Person 3: Wait what’s up with Steve?
Person 1: Oh yeahh dude I forgot he’s seen a bunch of dead bodies
Person 3: Oh fuck dude hes a badass
Person 2: Yeah he just gets all head-struck sometimes thinking about that.
—-
Person 1: Bro why is Damon such a fucking douchebag
Person 2: He’s all screwed up from life
Person 1: Damn that explains why he’s so head-struck.
Person 2: Yeah just let him do his thing everything should work out
Person 1: Bro...what if we’re secretly being the douchebags though?
Person 2: FUCK got me all head-struck and shit thinking about it
Person 1: It’s ok man just breathe into the paper-bag
—-
Guy 1: AHH IM SO FUCKING PISSED I FEEL LIKE SHIT MY HEAD IS STINGING AND I THINK IM GOING SUPER SAYAN RIGHT NOW AHHH
Guy who hears Guy 1 going through some shit: Dam. Niggas all Head-struck daheyull. *dials his homie* Yo nigga let’s say a prayer for this guy
Guy on the Other line: Oh! Nam’ still got my ass feeling all head-struck hol’ On ima call my nigga and his niggas niggas. Need some Jesus
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Bros take Steve out to the strip-club
Steve hitting on stripper half-drunk: WOOO!Yeah! Yeg!What is Yeg short for?? I got this fucking ring let’s get hitched bitch!
/Bros who’re out with Steve/
Bro 1: Damn Steve is all over that chick
Bro 2: Yeah dude her name isn’t even Yeg he’s fuckin head-struck for sure
Person 2: Nah man..not Steve..
Person 3: Wait what’s up with Steve?
Person 1: Oh yeahh dude I forgot he’s seen a bunch of dead bodies
Person 3: Oh fuck dude hes a badass
Person 2: Yeah he just gets all head-struck sometimes thinking about that.
—-
Person 1: Bro why is Damon such a fucking douchebag
Person 2: He’s all screwed up from life
Person 1: Damn that explains why he’s so head-struck.
Person 2: Yeah just let him do his thing everything should work out
Person 1: Bro...what if we’re secretly being the douchebags though?
Person 2: FUCK got me all head-struck and shit thinking about it
Person 1: It’s ok man just breathe into the paper-bag
—-
Guy 1: AHH IM SO FUCKING PISSED I FEEL LIKE SHIT MY HEAD IS STINGING AND I THINK IM GOING SUPER SAYAN RIGHT NOW AHHH
Guy who hears Guy 1 going through some shit: Dam. Niggas all Head-struck daheyull. *dials his homie* Yo nigga let’s say a prayer for this guy
Guy on the Other line: Oh! Nam’ still got my ass feeling all head-struck hol’ On ima call my nigga and his niggas niggas. Need some Jesus
—-
Bros take Steve out to the strip-club
Steve hitting on stripper half-drunk: WOOO!Yeah! Yeg!What is Yeg short for?? I got this fucking ring let’s get hitched bitch!
/Bros who’re out with Steve/
Bro 1: Damn Steve is all over that chick
Bro 2: Yeah dude her name isn’t even Yeg he’s fuckin head-struck for sure
by thewildeone December 20, 2017
Dude #1: "Bro! Let's hit the streets on Pokemon GO!"
Dude #2: "What whaaaaat?! We getting down on Pokèman!"
Ms Morris: "Now get off yer game boys kids and study when y'all git home"
Class: "yes Ms. Morris!"
*Kid pulls out game boy on his way out of class*
Ms Morris: "Those darn kids and their Pokèman video games"
#pokèman
Dude #2: "What whaaaaat?! We getting down on Pokèman!"
Ms Morris: "Now get off yer game boys kids and study when y'all git home"
Class: "yes Ms. Morris!"
*Kid pulls out game boy on his way out of class*
Ms Morris: "Those darn kids and their Pokèman video games"
#pokèman
by thewildeone July 25, 2016