127 definitions by thewesthamfan

blackbelt in catheterism

a nurse who is expert at putting in catheters

doris was very suspicious. as kevin said he was inserting the catheter she noticed both his hands were on her shoulders. "don't worry doris, it's ok. I've got a black belt in catheterism"

by thewesthamfan December 27, 2003

blow up doll

suicide bomber

we all ran for cover as yet another blow up doll blew up

by thewesthamfan January 19, 2004

the snake gambit

a tray of snakes has a hole in the rear side through which the tray holders penis is inserted. the tray holder then invites passers by to stroke the "snakes" hoping that his penis will be the stroked one

when steven wasn't in his santa outfit he could usually be found outside archway tube employing the snake gambit

by thewesthamfan January 26, 2004

gnomedipus

an unnatural love for your garden gnome

"Hi Alec, what on earth are you doing with that gnome?"

by thewesthamfan October 27, 2003

cum tuber

a testicular growth that is caused by too much wanking without ejaculation

rosie: " at first i thought jason had two cocks but it was jus' a cum tuber."

by thewesthamfan November 22, 2003

tossing the caber

a scottish highlands sport whereby one has to throw an enormous tree trunk as far as possible

"blimey sean, is that 'harry the horse' tossing the caber?"
"nah, it's alec having a wank"

by thewesthamfan December 8, 2003

cock conk

a nose shaped like a penis

karl maldern's cock conk nearly won him an oscar for best supporting nose

by thewesthamfan January 20, 2004