2 definitions by thetolan87
The act of doing pull-ups immediately after consuming 2-3 peanut butter & jelly sandwiches. Typically motivated by immense feelings of guilt and long gazes into mirrors asking oneself, "Why did I eat that many sandwiches? Who am I?".
1. Jamie had a tough day at work, so she decided to binge eat PB&J Sandwiches for fun when she returned home. She quickly regretted her decision and proceeded to perform hundreds of Phullups to rid herself of her angst.
2. Tolan was taken hostage by a group of angry lesbians, of whom forced him to eat nearly 20 PB&J Sandwiches in a single sitting! Before he could escape the kinky wenches, he found a nearby pull-up bar and engaged himself in countless Phullups until vomiting on the floor.
3. Kyle did so many Phullups after the football game, that he regurgitated the sandwiches all over his new couch!
2. Tolan was taken hostage by a group of angry lesbians, of whom forced him to eat nearly 20 PB&J Sandwiches in a single sitting! Before he could escape the kinky wenches, he found a nearby pull-up bar and engaged himself in countless Phullups until vomiting on the floor.
3. Kyle did so many Phullups after the football game, that he regurgitated the sandwiches all over his new couch!
by thetolan87 April 27, 2013
The immense feeling of sadness and defeat, when you realize that nearly half of our country is insane and that a lot of your friends, family, and loved ones support Donald Trump and are part of the demise of our once great nation.
Jacob suffered from a terrible case of Donald Trump Depression after celebrating Christmas with the in-laws. He's been drinking in his basement and listening to 80's love songs for weeks since the incident.
After realizing her boss was a Trump supporter, Debbie slit her wrists due to a violent case of Donald Trump Depression. She couldn't take the fact that her workplace was run by a racist psycho.
After realizing her boss was a Trump supporter, Debbie slit her wrists due to a violent case of Donald Trump Depression. She couldn't take the fact that her workplace was run by a racist psycho.
by thetolan87 December 17, 2015