Subhuman life forms that dwell in The Shire
Can usually be found wearing a wife basher
, smelling like shit, speaking in an incoherent drawl, waiting in dole
queues, swearing at their flock of bastard children, and yelling straya
and passers by.
John: I was bitten by some dirty Shire Rats last night.
Jane: You should get tested!
John: Look, some Shire Rat is beating his wife on his front lawn.
Jane: Fucking filth. They are an embarassment to this country.
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