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2 definitions by therealest1987

 
1.
A drink consisting of citrus fruits, tequila, and other active ingredients made famous by the Brotherhood of Omega Delta Phi Fraternity Inc.

The origins of this drink dates back to 1987 at Texas Tech University in Lubbock, TX when 7 men of vision decided to form a brotherhood like no other. During the early 1990s, this Brotherhood of Omega Delta Phi Fraternity spread to numerous universities across the nation. One of those new entities being the Delta Chapter at Texas A&M University in College Station, TX in 1991. It was not until the Fall of 1992 at Texas A&M when brother Daniel Romo introduced the first Schlobo to the brotherhood. The Schlobo quickly become popular and is now one of the most sought-after must haves when visiting any ODPhi entity. The Schlobo is still served in it’s classic one gallon container and still tastes as hype as it did back in 1992.
How many Schlobos should we make for 2knight?
by therealest1987 January 04, 2012
 
2.
In homo sapiens, a Knight is the individual in the community whom the others follow. Within this community, a female referred to as a "Knight Rider" prides themselves on their ability to attract and wrangle the "Knight Stick". If knight stick hunting was economics, their meat wallet would simply be the most full. Each Knight Rider Pack is enevitably diffrent but they all contain the same heirchy containing a Knight Rider at the top, competiters for being a Knight Rider in the middle, and at the bottom the third wheel girls. In certain highly social environments (i.e. college campuses, dorms, and greek housing) a contender can use more indirect methods, such as political alliances, rumors, severe intoxication and sloppy blowjobs to oust the ruling Knight Rider and take her place.
1) Two female college roommates vying for "Knight Rider" dominance happen to both sleep with their floor RA, who happens to be a knight, in a futile attempt to show off their knight stick courting superiority and in the process encourage other knight riders.
by therealest1987 February 05, 2012