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alaphabet

A mythical apricot colored elephant that has big nuts and eats big nuts.

The alaphabet is the most widely known mythical creature to exist.

When one person spreads Whipped Philadelphia Cream Cheese on their same gender partner, and then licks it off.

Matthew Philadelphia Creampied Jonah after going to returning from the world renowned restaurant, Wedges.