2 definitions by theplaidpen

married

Friends with tax benefits.

My roommates Tim and Derek are thinking of getting married so they can afford seperate bedrooms.

by theplaidpen January 6, 2018

tigergin

One who has not yet had sex with Tiger Woods. It is expected that by the year 2020, Tigerginity will be nonexistant among female humans.

ERIN: I still have my tigerginity but not my virginity.
KAYLA: Dude, I lost my tigerginity when I was fifteen...

Contrary to popular opinion, Hilary Clinton is no longer a tigergin.

by theplaidpen April 2, 2011