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2 definitions by theonlykiel

 
1.
The variation of the herpes virus that guys get.
Girl: What's that nasty sore on your mouth?
Guy: Oh, my hispes is flaring up.
by theonlykiel June 25, 2008
 
2.
A serious need for adult libation.
Dude: Oh man, it's 5 o'clock on a Friday! Let's get out of here and hit happy hour!
Bro: Beeriously!
by theonlykiel August 20, 2008