11 definitions by themacal

anal tongue dart

to stick ones tongue straight into anothers ass hole and back out quickly. not to be confused with licking the same hole known as a rim job

as I pulled the last love bead out of her ass I slipped her an anal tongue dart for good measure

by themacal November 30, 2006

half a hard on

1) self explanatory- a half hard penis. 2)a dummy, a half wit, can't think clearly

1)I got so drunk I couldn't play "hot dogs and doughnuts"with my girl with a half a hard on. 2)that half a hard on is still paying into social security.

by themacal November 29, 2006

dank basement

a dark ,moist,smelly, place.the ass hole. a spot where a tongue doesn't want to be

damn! I smell gummy butt. who's got the dank basement?

by themacal December 3, 2006

partial

an almost useless hard-on. the state of a dickbetween flaccid and proudly erect

the thong I had on was so tight it kept my dick folded inhalf, I never got a stiffy I was held to a partial the whole day.

by themacal November 29, 2006