4 definitions by thekaifan
soapsock: verb \ˈso'oop'-sok\
1 a : "The action to violently hit a motherfucker to death with a wet soap bar inside a sock".
b in jail : may also refer to a pillow case full of wet soap bars.
c: noun \ Improvised weapon consisting of a soap bar inside a sock, wet it to improve hit ratio.
1 a : "The action to violently hit a motherfucker to death with a wet soap bar inside a sock".
b in jail : may also refer to a pillow case full of wet soap bars.
c: noun \ Improvised weapon consisting of a soap bar inside a sock, wet it to improve hit ratio.
College prank: "Bryan was soapsocked the fuck out of him at college initiation"
Jail threat:"I'll soapsock you in your sleep motherfucker!"
Jail threat:"I'll soapsock you in your sleep motherfucker!"
by thekaifan August 28, 2013
regexy: adjective \ˈrē-jəks-ē\
1 a : "Absurdly difficult to analyze, understand, or explain".
derived from regex: One of the most annoying things in programming, yet one of the most helpful. Used for parsing text easily. Prolonged use and exposure may cause dependency and symptoms similar to Stockholm's syndrome condition towards regex itself.
1 a : "Absurdly difficult to analyze, understand, or explain".
derived from regex: One of the most annoying things in programming, yet one of the most helpful. Used for parsing text easily. Prolonged use and exposure may cause dependency and symptoms similar to Stockholm's syndrome condition towards regex itself.
People assume that regular expressions are a strict progression of characters to a pattern, but actually, from a nonlinear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, regexy-wimey... stuff
by thekaifan September 4, 2018
adjective \ re·gex·y· \ ˈrə-gəx-ˌee \
1 Something absurdly difficult to build, analyze, understand, or explain.
Derived from: Regex One of the most annoying things in programming, yet one of the most helpful. Used for
parsing text easily. High usage and exposure may cause dependency and symptoms similar to Stockholm
syndrome's condition.
1 Something absurdly difficult to build, analyze, understand, or explain.
Derived from: Regex One of the most annoying things in programming, yet one of the most helpful. Used for
parsing text easily. High usage and exposure may cause dependency and symptoms similar to Stockholm
syndrome's condition.
People assume that parsing is a strict progression of a sequence of characters that define a search pattern, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... regexy wimey... stuff.
by thekaifan September 3, 2018
1 a : "Absurdly difficult to analyze, understand, or explain".
derived from regex: One of the most annoying things in programming, yet one of the most helpful. Used for parsing text easily. Prolonged use and exposure may cause dependency and symptoms similar to Stockholm's syndrome condition towards regex itself.
derived from regex: One of the most annoying things in programming, yet one of the most helpful. Used for parsing text easily. Prolonged use and exposure may cause dependency and symptoms similar to Stockholm's syndrome condition towards regex itself.
People assume that regular expressions are a strict progression of characters to a pattern, but actually, from a nonlinear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, regexy-wimexy... stuff
by thekaifan October 31, 2018