found riding a giant Wildebeast, shooting cannon balls from his nipples and laser beams from his eyes. 99.9% of the time he is the most
stunning looking man in the room. He is funny, sophisticated, and loves poon tang. He can kill you with
just a look. Everyone wishes
they had a friend like him. Mike
can also blow your mind with
his mind! Mike
has the prettiest smile, a velvet touch, and a thick dick.