12 definitions by thegooch

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Someone who, while contributing to society, overshadows that with gayness
You can build a thousand bridges, but if you suck one cock, they don't call you a bridge builder but a cocksucker.
by TheGooch October 23, 2004

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The feminine equivalent of blue balls
Dude, that chick went home with a bad case of the blabias
by TheGooch May 14, 2007

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To have sex with multiple women.
Honey, you know I love you. Now let's go bang that chick Utah Style.
by TheGooch October 20, 2009

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An unfortunate individual who, because of his retardation, is unable to express his homosexuality effectively.

You know, Timmy would be kind of dreamy if he weren't such a homotard.

or

We just saw this movie about this gay retarded guy... it was called 'Homotard 2: Tard Harder'
by TheGooch May 14, 2007

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A container of well packed fudge.

Also the alias of the most influential rock band of the millineum. Who can't spell.
I dipped my junk in the klownhole.

I saw klownhole last night and they were raping mike tyson with a barstool.
by TheGooch October 23, 2004

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Someone who is the equivelant of getting an unexpected finger in your butt
Man, Yngwie is a total asspinky to hang out with.
by TheGooch October 17, 2008

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Slang for a man's penis.
Dude, I just packed the musket on my ballcannon.
by TheGooch May 21, 2007

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