thedudeabides's definitions

one man idiot

refering to the ability to make an ass of yourself without the help of others. a rare gift possesed by most of the teenage population.

my freind jimmy is a one man idiot

by TheDudeAbides February 26, 2004

Jesus Quintana

An eccentric character from the film "The Big Lebowski", who competes against the protagonists in a bowling league. He is typically shown wearing a distinctive purple jumpsuit and licking bowling balls. Described by Walter Sobchak as "A sex offender, with a record! He did 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an 8 year old. When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he was a pederast."

You said it man! Nobody fucks with the Jesus. ~ Jesus Quintana regarding himself.

by thedudeabides March 5, 2012

penir kitty

a word you call someone your not particularily fond of

KID ONE: Man that kid is such a dickhead.
KID TWO: Id even say he was a penir kitty.

KID ONE: !!!

by TheDudeAbides February 26, 2004

vaginal ownage

when you REALLY REALLY beat someone. To the point that it was almost as good as sex.

(winning the b-ball game 150-0)
man that was some serious vaginal ownage

by TheDudeAbides February 26, 2004