thecrazymonkey's definitions

Poker's Disease

A disease where you uncontrollably go onto Facebook and poke every single one of your friends. This is usually a result of boredom.

I saw my friend on the library computer the other day, suffering from Poker's Disease.

by thecrazymonkey March 5, 2009

Puerta

A slut

You are a puerta.

by thecrazymonkey March 5, 2009

The Jonas Brothers

Fuckheads with no musical talent whatsoever, who are similar to Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus in three different ways.

1. They have no talent.
2. They continue to destroy music in America.
3. They are women.

They are posers who stink at the guitar.

Idiotic 8 year old Jonas Brothers Fan: I love the Jonas Brothers!
True Metallica/Guns and Roses/Jimi Hendrix/Led Zeppelin fan: You're an idiot, little girl. You have no clue about music, and neither do any of the Jonas Brothers fans from ages 8-16.

by thecrazymonkey April 9, 2009

nghiamy

Not Going To Happen In A Million Years.

This acronym is often texted.

(Jenna sexting Todd)
" Todd, will you have sex with me?"
(Todd texting back)
"Nghiamy"

by thecrazymonkey March 17, 2009

Musician's Orgasm

The point in a song where the musician gets so into his music that he has a musician's orgasm.

Dude, do you see that head-banging singer?
Yeah man, he's having a musician's orgasm.

by thecrazymonkey January 25, 2009

bfam

A series of letters that stands for
Brother From Another Mother.
He is your brother, your best friend, although he is from a different mother.

Hey my bfam, how's it going.
I'm fine dude!

by thecrazymonkey February 2, 2009

Rap Music

Rap music is an oxymoron, because rap is not musical. Rap is on one single pitch throughout the entire song. Some people like to pretend that rap music is musical, but people really laugh when others say that.

Billy: What are you listening to?
Bob: Nigga, Ima listenin' to rap music!
Billy: You mean rap. Not rap music.
Bob: Fo' shizzle! Ima gonna go rape my ho now!
Billy: You do that...

by thecrazymonkey January 17, 2009