thecrazymonkey's definitions

The Jonas Brothers

Fuckheads with no musical talent whatsoever, who are similar to Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus in three different ways.

1. They have no talent.
2. They continue to destroy music in America.
3. They are women.

They are posers who stink at the guitar.

Idiotic 8 year old Jonas Brothers Fan: I love the Jonas Brothers!
True Metallica/Guns and Roses/Jimi Hendrix/Led Zeppelin fan: You're an idiot, little girl. You have no clue about music, and neither do any of the Jonas Brothers fans from ages 8-16.

by thecrazymonkey April 9, 2009

nghiamy

Not Going To Happen In A Million Years.

This acronym is often texted.

(Jenna sexting Todd)
" Todd, will you have sex with me?"
(Todd texting back)
"Nghiamy"

by thecrazymonkey March 17, 2009

the closing of gitmo

When Obama's decision to close Guantanamo Bay is enacted.

*Terrorist*
"Ya, I am so excited for the closing of gitmo so I can get out of here and kill innocent people just because their religion is different!"
*Terrorist #2*
"Aren't we all?"

by thecrazymonkey January 28, 2009

Puerta

A slut

You are a puerta.

by thecrazymonkey March 5, 2009

bfam

A series of letters that stands for
Brother From Another Mother.
He is your brother, your best friend, although he is from a different mother.

Hey my bfam, how's it going.
I'm fine dude!

by thecrazymonkey February 2, 2009

Musician's Orgasm

The point in a song where the musician gets so into his music that he has a musician's orgasm.

Dude, do you see that head-banging singer?
Yeah man, he's having a musician's orgasm.

by thecrazymonkey January 25, 2009

Musical Orgasm

The point in a song in which the listener gets so involved in the music, and where the music is so incredibly good that he has a sweet feeling of ecstasy in the very pit of his stomach.

Dude, when that rocking guitar solo started up, I had a musical orgasm!

by thecrazymonkey January 17, 2009