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Definitions by thecrazymonkey

A series of letters that stands for
Brother From Another Mother.
He is your brother, your best friend, although he is from a different mother.
bfam by thecrazymonkey February 2, 2009

Urban Dictionary 

A website where ghetto black rappers go to find out new lyrics for their songs.
T.I: "I'ma go to Urban Dictionary yo, cause I'm black and I have no talent and I need some new words for my song yo!"
Urban Dictionary by thecrazymonkey February 1, 2009

iPod Ignorance

When someone is listening to their iPod instead of enjoying nature.
"Dude, look at that guy taking a walk in the park with his iPod on!"
"Totally man, he's full of iPod ignorance!"
iPod Ignorance by thecrazymonkey January 28, 2009

the closing of gitmo 

When Obama's decision to close Guantanamo Bay is enacted.
*Terrorist*
"Ya, I am so excited for the closing of gitmo so I can get out of here and kill innocent people just because their religion is different!"
*Terrorist #2*
"Aren't we all?"

Musician's Orgasm 

The point in a song where the musician gets so into his music that he has a musician's orgasm.
Dude, do you see that head-banging singer?
Yeah man, he's having a musician's orgasm.

Musical Orgasm

The point in a song in which the listener gets so involved in the music, and where the music is so incredibly good that he has a sweet feeling of ecstasy in the very pit of his stomach.
Dude, when that rocking guitar solo started up, I had a musical orgasm!
Musical Orgasm by thecrazymonkey January 17, 2009

Rap Music 

Rap music is an oxymoron, because rap is not musical. Rap is on one single pitch throughout the entire song. Some people like to pretend that rap music is musical, but people really laugh when others say that.
Billy: What are you listening to?
Bob: Nigga, Ima listenin' to rap music!
Billy: You mean rap. Not rap music.
Bob: Fo' shizzle! Ima gonna go rape my ho now!
Billy: You do that...
Rap Music by thecrazymonkey January 17, 2009