14 definitions by thechurchfodave

Any system which automatically ads friends on a social network system. Similar or even identical to a spamfriender, but not so much about marketing as just conquest, ego or vanity.
That guy has no life at all. His idea of making friends is spending time in his Mom's basement writing autofriender scripts for his facebook page.
by thechurchfodave December 15, 2010
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The act of going into a discussion and hijacking the topic into some self serving diatribe that only the topicjacker cares about.
I was running a perfectly reasonable conversation about rabbit breeding until some topickjacking religious nut came in an got everyone worked up by talking about her theory of how rabbits are the evil demon filled workers of Satans minion.
by thechurchfodave December 15, 2010
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A human fetus in the womb as seen from outside. The large swollen area of a woman who is far into a pregnancy. Especially a very large and pronounced belly shape. A humorous tone slightly related to the parasitic nature of a fetus upon it's mother.
It was quite apparent from the size of her huge gut monkey that she was easily 8 or 9 months into her pregnancy.
by thechurchfodave September 20, 2011
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HTML code to denote the end of a sarcastic statement.

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I use sarcasticode as often as I breathe </Sarcasm>
by thechurchfodave February 26, 2022
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Able to get featured.

Such as the kind of video which can get featured on youtube.
Whatthebuck was obviously highly featureable. Unlike that ScaryDAve guy at the thechurchofdave channel.
by thechurchfodave July 18, 2009
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The job of a script or program which automatically ads friends on social networking sites.
If there is one thing I find annoying about social network sites it's when some spamfriender script tries to autofriend me.
by thechurchfodave December 15, 2010
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The genitalia of either gender. A play on "Lunch Meat". A reference to the act of oral sex.
Although I took her to dinner at a nice restaurant, I was mostly focused on getting a hold of her munch meat back at the apartment.
by thechurchfodave February 25, 2011
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