28 definitions by thebetterfriend2

Pube Crawl

To seamlessly go from one sex partner to another in a series.

"Adam was with one girl after another yesterday. He was on an all-day pube crawl."

by thebetterfriend2 March 13, 2013

no copyright intended

A meaningless phrase that idiots on YouTube think will protect them from a lawsuit.

All content is owned by NBC. No copyright intended.

by thebetterfriend2 November 30, 2020

Cafficiency

the enhanced efficiency provided by caffiene

If I don't have my morning gallon of coffee, I get nothing done. Cafficiency is the only thing keeping me from getting fired.

by thebetterfriend2 April 17, 2015

Golden Ticket

A partner's consent to have sex

Guy 1: I got Julie's Golden Ticket!!
Guy2: So what? People tour that factory every day, if you know what I mean.

by thebetterfriend2 May 5, 2011

Gun Hobbyist

An advocate for citizens' gun rights who argues that people have a constitutional right to protect themselves, when in reality they just enjoy playing with guns.

Man 1: Did Congress pass the Background Check bill?
Man 2: No, the NRA has them by the balls.
Man 1: Freakin gun hobbyists

by thebetterfriend2 May 3, 2013

Scent Synergy

Using various bath products of the same marketing line in order to avoid a conflict of scents.

I have the whole Old Spice: Swagger line. The shampoo, the soap, the deodorant, and the cologne. Complete and total scent synergy.

by thebetterfriend2 August 13, 2014

Restaurant Recon

Pulling into a restaurant parking lot, and sending a passenger into the restaurant to find out the wait time for a table while the driver sits in the car.

Driver: Do some restaurant recon to see if they can seat us tonight.
*TWO MINUTES LATER*
Recon Agent: An hour wait, let's get out of here.

by thebetterfriend2 September 12, 2010