127 definitions by theWestHamfan

ancient history

gone for good

"joey 'ad 'is moments" exclaimed dave, "but at the end of the day 'e's ancient history."

by theWestHamfan November 13, 2003

dwarf throwing

to compete to throw a dwarf the farthest. some tried to get this "sport" banned

"stop mucking about with that gnome Alec and get stuck in with your dwarf throwing"

by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003

doughnut swirly

when one is crapping and eating a doughnut at the same time; as one stands to wipe one's arse, one accidentally drops the doughnut into the pan. the dilemma is; should one pick out the doughnut, wash it under the tap, and carry on eating?

colin "what's that brown stain round your north and south kev?"
kevin "i've jus' finished a doughnut swirly."

by theWestHamfan December 15, 2003

backslang

1. to talk reversing every word
2. to talk taking the front letter of each word, putting it at the back and adding "ay"

1. olleh yenttirb, swoh ruoy mub?
2. allohay rittneybay owshay ouryay umbay?

by theWestHamfan November 20, 2003

bunch of fives

a punch in the face

he jus' went ON and ON extolling the virtues of a flat back four so Trevor gave him a bunch of fives

by theWestHamfan November 5, 2003

flak jacket

home made condom. usually made from cling film secured with an elastic band. but can be made from old parachute silk or almost anything.

"what a funny flak jacket" giggled june across the road, "that's surely tonto, one of alec's prize gnomes"

by theWestHamfan November 17, 2003

copulate

to have illicit intercourse with a serving police officer

sgt. cryer told thunderthighs that if she let him copulate with herin the panda, then he would'nt charge her with
soliciting

by theWestHamfan November 15, 2003