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A small town in central New York where all the hicks are. No matter how much you hate and want to leave this place. You still end up back here. Everyone’s cousins so it’s hard not to date someone who isn’t your cousin. The high school is so shitty. They’ll throw you out for using your phone during class but snort coke in the bathroom and you get 5 days of oss. Everyone gets pregnant around 15-16 or are crackheads/addicted to vaping by 13.
Seriously. Don’t come to Dolgeville. You’ll leave with an std or a kid.
by the-ole-ass-hoe December 23, 2018
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