4 definitions by the ultimate secret 3

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when you use a chicks feet to make an orifice suitable for thrusting your tubesteak into, youve made a footpussy. may also be used to describe crangs body
her footpussy has toejam on it; thats one rank ass footpussy; blast that bodyless brain!
by the ultimate secret 3 April 16, 2008

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very rare to encounter or behold, logging in has been practiced for centuries. logging in requires a diet high in fiber and a girl with a real loose pussy. you take a shit so that its hangin out of your ass. DO NOT pinch it off! let it harden and fuck your girls loose box with it. you have successfully logged in!
if that chick wasnt so tight, i could have logged in; shut up mom, im logging in!
by the ultimate secret 3 April 16, 2008

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to flog ones on dolphin
bobs gettin ready to go at it alone
by the ultimate secret 3 April 16, 2008

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a big log of shit; a feline of epic proportions.
wow, that one was a tuffy, i barely squeezed it out!; tuffy, your useless
by the ultimate secret 3 April 16, 2008

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