the stoneman's definitions

time bandit

A midget, or dwarf. Or just slang for a short person. Taken from the film 'Time Bandits' by Terry Gilliam, in which a load of midgets all travel through time, on the run from some evil forces.

She's a time bandit, she entered the midget olympics as a 'compact discus thrower'.

by the stoneman March 21, 2008

turd tag

Tiny balls of dried shit that cling to your anal hairs. Also known as 'Dingle Berries' or 'Ass Cabbage'.

Oh no, I've got another turd tag tangled up in my arse crack.

by the stoneman March 22, 2008