4 definitions by the real kabob king
To render something that is practically perfect unusable by overzealously seeking to improve it. The act of dwigging almost always involves long and uncertain timelines that accompany speculative goals. The involvement of NASA and other government agencies such as the EPA are common causes of delay, along with the laws of physics, and basic project management flaws. All these things result in an indefinite state of "almost done"ness.
That car has been completely dwigged. They've been working on it for over two years and it's still not done.
by the real kabob king November 4, 2013
An individual who is incapable of braking properly to take a turn while driving. They often lock up the brakes and crash into other people as a result. A corner bomber often drives out of control because their hairy eyebrows and mask/beard obscure the road. It is best to steer clear of them completely because they are prone to irrationally arguing about the cause of their rampages. A flying lap on a racetrack by a corner bomber will usually involve several off course excursions and crashing into other drivers to take them out of the race. Injuries from corner bombers are common and can include bruising, lacerations, burns, crabs, blown O-rings, and loss of appetite. A corner bomber is a terrorist in any moving vehicle and can be considered as deadly as an Al Queda Guantanamo detainee.
That damn corner bomber hit me from behind so hard I couldn't walk straight. He told me band-AIDS would stop the infection, but now I have to figure out how Magic Johnson is still alive.
by the real kabob king November 8, 2013
A seriously bizarre Swedish sex act. It involves two men in Batman and Robin costumes spit roasting or kebabbing a very eager participant of dubious original sex to fulfill his/her fantasies. While he/she is being slowpoked from either end they are doused in Ace of Spades and fed kebab. At the very end they are given a reacharound from Batman while watching Robin pick up roadside garbage with a reflective vest on.
by the real kabob king November 3, 2013
The act of driving recklessly while searching for kabob. It usually results in damage to the car. There are often terrorist looking passengers involved and kabobjam music blaring.
by the real kabob king November 3, 2013