6 definitions by the real gordon freeman

sex

doesn't exist

me explaining how sex isn't real

a boy milf (or male milf, whatever tf you wanna call it) can be either an older trans guy or a really subby dilf

the fucking dilf i hooked up with had a pussy so he should classify as a boy milf

Another way of mentioning the Pokémon species Palkia due to it's head looking like a penis.

Guy 1: "do you know what pokémon is on the cover on this game?"
Guy 2: "it's called penisman"
Guy 1: "what?"
Guy 2: "penisman."

Another way of mentioning the Touhou character Ran Yakumo.

When you beat a person and their friends because of their race til they're unconscious, then eventually become friends with them.

Person 1: "Someone call 911, there's a fight going on!"
Person 2: "You don't need to, they're doing a reimu hakurei."

it's freeman february
oh shit it is????