the omnipotent seal's definitions

Locke

(John Locke) a famous political philospher who wrote Two Treatises of Government. He was the pioneer of the social contract theory. Also the alias of Peter Wiggin in Enders Game.

by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003

net nerd

any opinionated smart ass who thinks because he has the power of anonymity he can flaunt his opinions without reprocucions

I think you should know a few of these people.

by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003

Shrinkification

The overanalyse of a certain subject (ie. a book, or a person). Derived from the occupation shrink.

also Shrinkify, shrinkying, shrinkified

The English teachers shrinkification of the book was off-base. He was probably a quack.

by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003

Seinfeldien

In reference to a conversation or person who conversates about nothing. Just like on the show Seinfeld.

This is a very Seinfeldien subject, the examination of the quantum possibilties of a Pop-Tart.

He is a major Seinfeldien.

by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003

France

Oh I forgot the point of William the Conqueror, his descendend the Avegin John (the John from Robin Hood, if you don't know who I mean) was the king the barons of England forced to sign the Magna Carta. Hence, beginning the idea of social contract, which is the basis for our own Consitution!

An historian who knows that this country has fallen, but can be restored.

by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003

Puff The Magic Dragon

The name of a children's song sung by Peter, Paul and Mary which is passed off as fairy tale but really about smoking pot.

You smoke pot Foucher!

by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003

Loungerific

an adjective for something that has ample lounging ability. Though it can used in reference to Russians.

Loungerific Russians!

This leather recliner is so loungerific.

by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003