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polar bear man from alaska. doesn't understand most things cause he's just a bear. he likes to scat in the woods. he eats berries , salmon and sometimes garbage. can climb a 50ft tree in about 7 days. slays bitches with his meat sword . favorite sex thing is the 'alaskan pipeline'
Baelin killed a family of otters.

Baelin massacred three baby seals on the shores of anchorage.
by the nagler February 28, 2015
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