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" The most trusted professional"
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The person that just got paid 30 dollars to save your life,

The person that put those bruises on your chest 5 minutes before you opened your eyes, took your first breath and complained about the bruise on your chest.

The person that stuck your vein with that terrible stuff that burns when you were blue and not breathing.

The person that went 15 hours with no food, rest or toileting to fluff your pillows.

The person that is there to save your ass, not kiss it.

The most unappreciated professional

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