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In 2018, Trump admitted that Russia meddled in the 2016 election cycle. He denied he participated, as 2014 was before he began his MAGA campaign -- yet his own tweet, also from 2014, shows him preparing to run for President, using his MAGA campaign. Clearly, Putin had no interest in making the United States great again, so the real campaign was to Make Russia Great Again, or MRGA.
In 2018, Trump admitted that Russia meddled in the 2016 election cycle. He denied he participated, as 2014 was before he began his MAGA campaign -- yet his own tweet, also from 2014, shows him preparing to run for President, using his MAGA campaign. Clearly, Putin had no interest in making the United States great again, so the real campaign was to Make Russia Great Again, or MRGA.
"I'm a MAGA patriot!"
"If you were really a patriot, you would know the actual name of the United States, MRGA."
"If you were really a patriot, you would know the actual name of the United States, MRGA."
by the modhatter June 18, 2024
Get the MRGAmug. Short for "If I'm Being Honest"
When you make a statement that's true, but acknowledge that it will likely never be commonly accepted and implemented.
When you make a statement that's true, but acknowledge that it will likely never be commonly accepted and implemented.
One day, the people who call Kamala Harris a warmonger, despite their active support of her warmonger opponent, may realize they were making Accusations In A Mirror.
But it will probably require large quantities of pharmaceuticals, IIBO.
But it will probably require large quantities of pharmaceuticals, IIBO.
by the modhatter June 24, 2025
Get the IIBOmug. A term used as a slur by racists, sexists, and other conservatives
KHive, used correctly, describes a group of progressive democrats who celebrate things like the utter destruction of Prop 8, accomplished with the help of then-California Attorney General Kamala Harris.
Used incorrectly, it is hate speech against black voters specifically, and more generally, against anyone who does not put the needs of White Heterosexual Affluent Males above all others.
KHive, used correctly, describes a group of progressive democrats who celebrate things like the utter destruction of Prop 8, accomplished with the help of then-California Attorney General Kamala Harris.
Used incorrectly, it is hate speech against black voters specifically, and more generally, against anyone who does not put the needs of White Heterosexual Affluent Males above all others.
"What? She didn't want to elect a Green Party puppet in the Democrat Primary? Probably Khive. Make five new Twitter accounts and fuck her up."
by the modhatter August 6, 2021
Get the khivemug. Verb
A type of trolling in which someone repeatedly asks bad-faith questions, in an effort to get the truth silenced online.
As you will see, trolls specifically hate the term "Sealioning," and will reply to it with... SEALIONING!
A type of trolling in which someone repeatedly asks bad-faith questions, in an effort to get the truth silenced online.
As you will see, trolls specifically hate the term "Sealioning," and will reply to it with... SEALIONING!
"Why doesn't that troll just Google it himself?"
"That's the point of Sealioning -- to make you so tired that you leave conversations and allow another platform to become Truth Social."
"That's the point of Sealioning -- to make you so tired that you leave conversations and allow another platform to become Truth Social."
by the modhatter June 6, 2022
Get the Sealioningmug. Sealioning is a term used to identify trolls who request citations when citations weren't necessary. It is akin to the meme of a child asking "Why?" after everything you say -- not even because they want to know, but as a bad faith way of faking interest while actually just trying to exhaust another person.
For example, "Sealioning" itself has been Sealioned with bad faith "definitions" attempting to change the meaning of the word to benefit online trolls.
For example, "Sealioning" itself has been Sealioned with bad faith "definitions" attempting to change the meaning of the word to benefit online trolls.
Person 1: The sun rises in the east.
Person 2: Can you provide a link to your claims?
Person 1: Don't be sealioning me, you can look it up yourself!
Person 2: Can you provide a link to your claims?
Person 1: Don't be sealioning me, you can look it up yourself!
by the modhatter January 5, 2023
Get the Sealioningmug. Noun
Gay conservatives started a group called the "Log Cabin Republicans," in a strange reference to Abraham Lincoln. Of course, this group was founded in 1977, when Republicans were openly discriminating against the LGBTQ+ community. This prompted commentators to begin comparing the group to the term "Uncle Tom," someone who thinks of slave masters as benevolent dictators, and just treating them nicely will persuade them to end their genocidal slavery practices. Hence, an "Uncle Tom's Cabin Republican."
Gay conservatives started a group called the "Log Cabin Republicans," in a strange reference to Abraham Lincoln. Of course, this group was founded in 1977, when Republicans were openly discriminating against the LGBTQ+ community. This prompted commentators to begin comparing the group to the term "Uncle Tom," someone who thinks of slave masters as benevolent dictators, and just treating them nicely will persuade them to end their genocidal slavery practices. Hence, an "Uncle Tom's Cabin Republican."
Don't count on him to care about trans rights. He's an Uncle Tom's Cabin Republican who still deadnames Caitlyn Jenner, despite HER being an Uncle Tom's Cabin Republican herself!
by the modhatter September 27, 2022
Get the Uncle Tom's Cabin Republicanmug. Backed by Russia, the Tea Party rose to prominence in 2008.
By December 2015, Russia had also secured the services of professional unserious candidate of the Green Party, Jill Stein.
While she claims to be representing an "environmental" Party, her record has supported Petroleum Putin as much as her MAGA Red Russian Tea Party cohorts'. Recently, these "environmentalists" couldn't even bring themselves to sanction Russian fossil fuels after Russia attacked Ukraine, and even threatened the world with a new nuclear catastrophe!
By December 2015, Russia had also secured the services of professional unserious candidate of the Green Party, Jill Stein.
While she claims to be representing an "environmental" Party, her record has supported Petroleum Putin as much as her MAGA Red Russian Tea Party cohorts'. Recently, these "environmentalists" couldn't even bring themselves to sanction Russian fossil fuels after Russia attacked Ukraine, and even threatened the world with a new nuclear catastrophe!
"Does that politician ACTUALLY care about the environment?"
"Naw, strictly Green Tea Party, helping the GOP keep Democrats from passing any laws to combat Global Climate Change."
"Naw, strictly Green Tea Party, helping the GOP keep Democrats from passing any laws to combat Global Climate Change."
by the modhatter May 24, 2022
Get the Green Tea Partymug.