the keepsake's definitions

pootection

putting a paper towel in your ass-crack,so if you have a wet fart,you don't ruin your underwear

i had the runs,so i got me some "pootection"

by the keepsake October 3, 2012

schnitzel finger

when your finger pokes through the toilet paper while wiping

i was wiping my ass with cheap toilet paper and gave myself a "schnitzel finger"

by the keepsake October 16, 2012