putting a paper towel in your ass-crack,so if you have a wet fart,you don't ruin your underwear
i had the runs,so i got me some "pootection"
when your finger pokes through the toilet paper while wiping
i was wiping my ass with cheap toilet paper and gave myself a "schnitzel finger"
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