Definitions by the keepsake

schnitzel finger 

when your finger pokes through the toilet paper while wiping

i was wiping my ass with cheap toilet paper and gave myself a "schnitzel finger"

schnitzel finger by the keepsake October 16, 2012

pootection 

putting a paper towel in your ass-crack,so if you have a wet fart,you don't ruin your underwear

i had the runs,so i got me some "pootection"

pootection by the keepsake October 3, 2012