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Asmodeus offering

In Asmodeus worship a symbolic human sacrifice.
A young,beatiful and virgin woman is chosen as a willing sacrifice.
They first meet with her where she is given many gifts some very expensive.
Her body is then cleansed and perfumed. She is gets on a mobile throne like the kind used by kings long ago and is then carried into the next room where the rest of the worshipers are seated.
She then gets up and goes to where a large plater has been placed which is large enough to support her whore body that is made either gold,silver or some other prescious metal which she lays down on. A priest then comes and has sex with her.
The loss of her virginity is the virgins symbolic death and rebirth as a more desirable woman.
Asmodeus worshipers define a woman as any human female who has had her first menstruation wheather on the same day or years ago.
They are going to have an asmodeus offering.
by The Fury 13 September 25, 2010
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I'm a hippie smell my fart

a saying sometimes seen on license plates,printed on t shirts ect. That means that they are a hippie and if you don't like it you can go fuck your self.
Hey world I'm A hippie smell my fart.
by The Fury 13 September 22, 2010
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Outlaw music

A new type of music that celebrates the outlaw life style and came from a combination of country,heavy metal and porn music etc. It is a favorite of biker gangs etc. The song " Born to be wild" is considered to be outlaw music as is "bullets in the gun" etc.
by The Fury 13 December 20, 2010
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son of the morning

A name that some satanist have for satan that dates back to ancient times,so old in fact that it's in the bible. In the book of Job believed the oldest book in the bible.
satan was associated with the morning star and thus the name son of the morning.
Satan is the son of the morning.
by The Fury 13 September 19, 2010
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Santa jacking

Where a department store santa gets drunk and/or pissed off etc. and pulls his pecker out while a work and jacks off.
by The Fury 13 December 6, 2010
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Ass splitter

A rare type of turd that is so big around that it is very hard and takes a lot of time and work to get it out of your ass.
sorry I took so long,I had an ass splitter.
by The Fury 13 December 12, 2010
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Mobile porn studio

A van that porn film crews travel around the country to make porn with ordinary people in it. In the style of girls gone wild.
by The Fury 13 September 18, 2010
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