the den of iniquity's definitions

scarf

A kind of hoochie that simply hangs around the neck of anyone with money. An ornamental woman, a golddigger.

" Did you see the scarf hangin' off of Chris last night? She had one hand on his shoulder and the other in his pocket."

by the Den of Iniquity November 22, 2006

West Indian Burn

This occurs when attempting to perform an East Indian Burn on your girlfriend's leg. The difference is that it is done after consuming too much Jerk Chicken and Red Stripe and results in sharting on your partner instead.
Usually results in an instant termination of the relationship.

" I think my girlfriend and I are done, dude. I tried to fart on her leg, and ended up giving her a West Indian Burn on her! Shouldn't have eaten at that Jamaican place last night."

by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006

digestive pyrotechnics

To vomit profusely with a large amount of noise and sidespray, resembling a large fireworks display...but with half digested food.

I think i puked up everything I ate last week...it was like digestive pyrotechnics, man.

by the Den of Iniquity January 3, 2007

neck waddle

The fat-filled skin pouch that hangs between the neck and chin on extremely overweight people. Somewhat resembles the flap on a turkey's neck; it sometimes flares to the same red color during periods of exercise ( like walking to the buffet...again )

The 500 pound secretary at the DMV had a neck waddle as big as my head.

by the Den of Iniquity December 27, 2006

Gutwrench

A large penis having both length and width. Large enough that while having sex, a woman feels almost like her stomach is being screwed; a somewhat gutwrenching pain if the penis is large enough. (a.k.a. mine)

"She said she liked it hard and rough...then I gave her a taste of the gutwrench, and she's not so sure about that anymore."

by the Den of Iniquity February 8, 2007

alcoholiday

An occasion like Hallowe'en, April Fool's, or Father's/Mother's Day. Though not categorized as an official holiday, is often used as a good occasion to get a good drunk on with friends.

" Shit dude! It's Hallowe'en, my favorite alcoholiday! Let's get done up as Zombies and get druuuuunk!!!"

by the Den of Iniquity November 2, 2006

Gynosaur

One step above "Cougar" in the scale of women. Pussy so old its fossilized.
a.k.a. Rapidly aging, Botox-addict and ex-supermodel Janice Dickinson.

" Man, what a gynosaur...I'd probably screw her, just gotta remember to blow the dust off first. "

by the Den of Iniquity October 6, 2006