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A disorder in the same class as Narcolepsy. Necrolepsy is caused by working in soul-crushing jobs like call centres and retail sales, and causes you to die a little each day.
The doctor told me I need to take some stress leave, doing tech support gave me Necrolepsy, next stage is alcoholism.
by the Den of Iniquity August 3, 2007
Get the Necrolepsy mug.This occurs when attempting to perform an East Indian Burn on your girlfriend's leg. The difference is that it is done after consuming too much Jerk Chicken and Red Stripe and results in sharting on your partner instead.
Usually results in an instant termination of the relationship.
Usually results in an instant termination of the relationship.
" I think my girlfriend and I are done, dude. I tried to fart on her leg, and ended up giving her a West Indian Burn on her! Shouldn't have eaten at that Jamaican place last night."
by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006
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Not necessarily from Alabama, yet displaying the plumage of that pocket of civilization, mainly Nascar hats and filth. An Alabamarama can usually be spotted at tailgates, racetracks, WalMart,and on COPS.
It is not a good idea to come too close to an Alabamarama as you may end up bathed in tobacco-juice and/or the fumes of a meth lab.
Not necessarily from Alabama, yet displaying the plumage of that pocket of civilization, mainly Nascar hats and filth. An Alabamarama can usually be spotted at tailgates, racetracks, WalMart,and on COPS.
It is not a good idea to come too close to an Alabamarama as you may end up bathed in tobacco-juice and/or the fumes of a meth lab.
Chris: " Look at the size of that Alabamarama... I can almost feel my intelligence being sucked out by it's gravitational pull..."
Mike: "ah-hyuuhh..Dale Earnhardt wuz gawd."
Chris: " OH NO!!! They got you too dude!!"
Mike: "ah-hyuuhh..Dale Earnhardt wuz gawd."
Chris: " OH NO!!! They got you too dude!!"
by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006
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A nice tight ass looks remarkably like a Daddy-long-legs spider, hence the insertion of a penis appears to be breaking the legs off that same spider.
A nice tight ass looks remarkably like a Daddy-long-legs spider, hence the insertion of a penis appears to be breaking the legs off that same spider.
" Man, that girl loves it hard. After fucking for awhile she grabbed the lube, slapped her ass and told me she wanted to break the legs off the spider."
by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006
Get the Break the legs off the spider mug.It is a common misconception that a giant meteor or comet-tail caused the Ice Age and the ensuing demise of all prehistoric life.
It was, in fact the appearance of a new type of dinosaur called the Chucknorrisaurus that suddenly appeared and wiped out all animal life. Scientists in Asia discovered a single fossil surrounded by a wealth of other skeletal remains, each with their craniums smashed to dust. The theory is that the dreaded Chucknorrisaurus was enjoying a meal, when it was interrupted by another dinosaur...mistake #1. Chucknorrisaurus was so angered by the intrusion that it snapped and started delivering roundhouse kicks to everything in sight. Other dinosaurs heard the commotion and came to investigate....mistake#2. The ensuing brawl ended up with every dinosaur dying in a hail of kicks, and their final breaths raised the CO2 levels to the point of creating a greenhouse effect and starting the Ice Age. This ice age only served to preserve the Chucknorrisaurus's DNA which combined with Simian} DNA and resulted in the creation of man.
It was, in fact the appearance of a new type of dinosaur called the Chucknorrisaurus that suddenly appeared and wiped out all animal life. Scientists in Asia discovered a single fossil surrounded by a wealth of other skeletal remains, each with their craniums smashed to dust. The theory is that the dreaded Chucknorrisaurus was enjoying a meal, when it was interrupted by another dinosaur...mistake #1. Chucknorrisaurus was so angered by the intrusion that it snapped and started delivering roundhouse kicks to everything in sight. Other dinosaurs heard the commotion and came to investigate....mistake#2. The ensuing brawl ended up with every dinosaur dying in a hail of kicks, and their final breaths raised the CO2 levels to the point of creating a greenhouse effect and starting the Ice Age. This ice age only served to preserve the Chucknorrisaurus's DNA which combined with Simian} DNA and resulted in the creation of man.
" The Tyrranosaur looked mean, but those tiny little arms were no match for the powerful legs and death-dealing stare of the Chucknorrisaurus "
by the Den of Iniquity November 20, 2006
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by the Den of Iniquity December 27, 2006
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To be used in this age of correctness where people may be offended by wishing one person a seasonal greeting but leaving another person out, thereby offending their race or creed.
To be used in this age of correctness where people may be offended by wishing one person a seasonal greeting but leaving another person out, thereby offending their race or creed.
by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006
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