the den of iniquity's definitions

Necrolepsy

A disorder in the same class as Narcolepsy. Necrolepsy is caused by working in soul-crushing jobs like call centres and retail sales, and causes you to die a little each day.

The doctor told me I need to take some stress leave, doing tech support gave me Necrolepsy, next stage is alcoholism.

by the Den of Iniquity August 3, 2007

Alabamarama

A large gathering of rednecks or hicks.
Not necessarily from Alabama, yet displaying the plumage of that pocket of civilization, mainly Nascar hats and filth. An Alabamarama can usually be spotted at tailgates, racetracks, WalMart,and on COPS.
It is not a good idea to come too close to an Alabamarama as you may end up bathed in tobacco-juice and/or the fumes of a meth lab.

Chris: " Look at the size of that Alabamarama... I can almost feel my intelligence being sucked out by it's gravitational pull..."
Mike: "ah-hyuuhh..Dale Earnhardt wuz gawd."
Chris: " OH NO!!! They got you too dude!!"

by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006

granny arms

The flap of loose skin that hangs under old women's upper arms when they are extended.

When its hot out, my Nana's granny arms work better than a fan when she flaps them.

by the Den of Iniquity December 27, 2006

Chucknorrisaurus

It is a common misconception that a giant meteor or comet-tail caused the Ice Age and the ensuing demise of all prehistoric life.
It was, in fact the appearance of a new type of dinosaur called the Chucknorrisaurus that suddenly appeared and wiped out all animal life. Scientists in Asia discovered a single fossil surrounded by a wealth of other skeletal remains, each with their craniums smashed to dust. The theory is that the dreaded Chucknorrisaurus was enjoying a meal, when it was interrupted by another dinosaur...mistake #1. Chucknorrisaurus was so angered by the intrusion that it snapped and started delivering roundhouse kicks to everything in sight. Other dinosaurs heard the commotion and came to investigate....mistake#2. The ensuing brawl ended up with every dinosaur dying in a hail of kicks, and their final breaths raised the CO2 levels to the point of creating a greenhouse effect and starting the Ice Age. This ice age only served to preserve the Chucknorrisaurus's DNA which combined with Simian} DNA and resulted in the creation of man.

" The Tyrranosaur looked mean, but those tiny little arms were no match for the powerful legs and death-dealing stare of the Chucknorrisaurus "

by the Den of Iniquity November 20, 2006

neck waddle

The fat-filled skin pouch that hangs between the neck and chin on extremely overweight people. Somewhat resembles the flap on a turkey's neck; it sometimes flares to the same red color during periods of exercise ( like walking to the buffet...again )

The 500 pound secretary at the DMV had a neck waddle as big as my head.

by the Den of Iniquity December 27, 2006

Lumpy Yawn

One of the varied terms for vomiting. The Lumpy Yawn generally occurs upon waking from a night of hard drinking. Luckily, most foods consumed while "gettin' yer drink on" are soft (hamburgers) or have been generously softened (tacos / nachos) by a cornucopia of beer, and are thusly comfortably retched back up.

Jeremy Clarkson on quitting drinking: "I haven't had a lumpy yawn for a whole week now. Perhaps that's why I'm still fat; I've stopped vomiting"

by the Den of Iniquity April 26, 2009

Cained

When someone makes a rhetorical and redundant statement about a situation to seem humorous and intelligent. Instead of coming off as such, it usually reduces the intellect of the person making the statement. This is often, and efficiently done by the semi-retarded and socially inept character Horatio Caine on CSI Miami. The usual result is that the person hearing this will roll their eyes, sigh, and change the channel. Also referred to as Tautology.

Suspect #1 - " I swear I didn't touch her!"
H. Caine - "You don't have to touch someone to shoot them."
Suspect #2 - "Shit, dude... you just got Cained!!"

by the Den of Iniquity May 11, 2010