the den of iniquity's definitions

digestive pyrotechnics

To vomit profusely with a large amount of noise and sidespray, resembling a large fireworks display...but with half digested food.

I think i puked up everything I ate last week...it was like digestive pyrotechnics, man.

by the Den of Iniquity January 3, 2007

Alabamarama

A large gathering of rednecks or hicks.
Not necessarily from Alabama, yet displaying the plumage of that pocket of civilization, mainly Nascar hats and filth. An Alabamarama can usually be spotted at tailgates, racetracks, WalMart,and on COPS.
It is not a good idea to come too close to an Alabamarama as you may end up bathed in tobacco-juice and/or the fumes of a meth lab.

Chris: " Look at the size of that Alabamarama... I can almost feel my intelligence being sucked out by it's gravitational pull..."
Mike: "ah-hyuuhh..Dale Earnhardt wuz gawd."
Chris: " OH NO!!! They got you too dude!!"

by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006

Gynosaur

One step above "Cougar" in the scale of women. Pussy so old its fossilized.
a.k.a. Rapidly aging, Botox-addict and ex-supermodel Janice Dickinson.

" Man, what a gynosaur...I'd probably screw her, just gotta remember to blow the dust off first. "

by the Den of Iniquity October 6, 2006

Necrolepsy

A disorder in the same class as Narcolepsy. Necrolepsy is caused by working in soul-crushing jobs like call centres and retail sales, and causes you to die a little each day.

The doctor told me I need to take some stress leave, doing tech support gave me Necrolepsy, next stage is alcoholism.

by the Den of Iniquity August 3, 2007

Break the legs off the spider

The act of anal sex.
A nice tight ass looks remarkably like a Daddy-long-legs spider, hence the insertion of a penis appears to be breaking the legs off that same spider.

" Man, that girl loves it hard. After fucking for awhile she grabbed the lube, slapped her ass and told me she wanted to break the legs off the spider."

by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006

scarf

A kind of hoochie that simply hangs around the neck of anyone with money. An ornamental woman, a golddigger.

" Did you see the scarf hangin' off of Chris last night? She had one hand on his shoulder and the other in his pocket."

by the Den of Iniquity November 22, 2006

West Indian Burn

This occurs when attempting to perform an East Indian Burn on your girlfriend's leg. The difference is that it is done after consuming too much Jerk Chicken and Red Stripe and results in sharting on your partner instead.
Usually results in an instant termination of the relationship.

" I think my girlfriend and I are done, dude. I tried to fart on her leg, and ended up giving her a West Indian Burn on her! Shouldn't have eaten at that Jamaican place last night."

by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006