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When someone makes a rhetorical and redundant statement about a situation to seem humorous and intelligent. Instead of coming off as such, it usually reduces the intellect of the person making the statement. This is often, and efficiently done by the semi-retarded and socially inept character Horatio Caine on CSI Miami. The usual result is that the person hearing this will roll their eyes, sigh, and change the channel. Also referred to as Tautology.
Suspect #1 - " I swear I didn't touch her!"
H. Caine - "You don't have to touch someone to shoot them."
Suspect #2 - "Shit, dude... you just got Cained!!"
H. Caine - "You don't have to touch someone to shoot them."
Suspect #2 - "Shit, dude... you just got Cained!!"
by the Den of Iniquity May 11, 2010
Get the Cained mug.It is a common misconception that a giant meteor or comet-tail caused the Ice Age and the ensuing demise of all prehistoric life.
It was, in fact the appearance of a new type of dinosaur called the Chucknorrisaurus that suddenly appeared and wiped out all animal life. Scientists in Asia discovered a single fossil surrounded by a wealth of other skeletal remains, each with their craniums smashed to dust. The theory is that the dreaded Chucknorrisaurus was enjoying a meal, when it was interrupted by another dinosaur...mistake #1. Chucknorrisaurus was so angered by the intrusion that it snapped and started delivering roundhouse kicks to everything in sight. Other dinosaurs heard the commotion and came to investigate....mistake#2. The ensuing brawl ended up with every dinosaur dying in a hail of kicks, and their final breaths raised the CO2 levels to the point of creating a greenhouse effect and starting the Ice Age. This ice age only served to preserve the Chucknorrisaurus's DNA which combined with Simian} DNA and resulted in the creation of man.
It was, in fact the appearance of a new type of dinosaur called the Chucknorrisaurus that suddenly appeared and wiped out all animal life. Scientists in Asia discovered a single fossil surrounded by a wealth of other skeletal remains, each with their craniums smashed to dust. The theory is that the dreaded Chucknorrisaurus was enjoying a meal, when it was interrupted by another dinosaur...mistake #1. Chucknorrisaurus was so angered by the intrusion that it snapped and started delivering roundhouse kicks to everything in sight. Other dinosaurs heard the commotion and came to investigate....mistake#2. The ensuing brawl ended up with every dinosaur dying in a hail of kicks, and their final breaths raised the CO2 levels to the point of creating a greenhouse effect and starting the Ice Age. This ice age only served to preserve the Chucknorrisaurus's DNA which combined with Simian} DNA and resulted in the creation of man.
" The Tyrranosaur looked mean, but those tiny little arms were no match for the powerful legs and death-dealing stare of the Chucknorrisaurus "
by the Den of Iniquity November 20, 2006
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The doctor told me I need to take some stress leave, doing tech support gave me Necrolepsy, next stage is alcoholism.
by the Den of Iniquity August 3, 2007
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A nice tight ass looks remarkably like a Daddy-long-legs spider, hence the insertion of a penis appears to be breaking the legs off that same spider.
A nice tight ass looks remarkably like a Daddy-long-legs spider, hence the insertion of a penis appears to be breaking the legs off that same spider.
" Man, that girl loves it hard. After fucking for awhile she grabbed the lube, slapped her ass and told me she wanted to break the legs off the spider."
by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006
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Not necessarily from Alabama, yet displaying the plumage of that pocket of civilization, mainly Nascar hats and filth. An Alabamarama can usually be spotted at tailgates, racetracks, WalMart,and on COPS.
It is not a good idea to come too close to an Alabamarama as you may end up bathed in tobacco-juice and/or the fumes of a meth lab.
Not necessarily from Alabama, yet displaying the plumage of that pocket of civilization, mainly Nascar hats and filth. An Alabamarama can usually be spotted at tailgates, racetracks, WalMart,and on COPS.
It is not a good idea to come too close to an Alabamarama as you may end up bathed in tobacco-juice and/or the fumes of a meth lab.
Chris: " Look at the size of that Alabamarama... I can almost feel my intelligence being sucked out by it's gravitational pull..."
Mike: "ah-hyuuhh..Dale Earnhardt wuz gawd."
Chris: " OH NO!!! They got you too dude!!"
Mike: "ah-hyuuhh..Dale Earnhardt wuz gawd."
Chris: " OH NO!!! They got you too dude!!"
by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006
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Pronounced as Ah - Da - No.
Used as a code-word for doing something that may be deemed inappropriate (such as smoking dope) by somone nearby who is not involved in the conversation.
Pronounced as Ah - Da - No.
Used as a code-word for doing something that may be deemed inappropriate (such as smoking dope) by somone nearby who is not involved in the conversation.
Me: " Hey man, what are you doing tonight?"
You: " Adano "
Me: "Well, me and the guys are gonna be doing some Adano too, why not cruise by?"
You: " Adano "
Me: "Well, me and the guys are gonna be doing some Adano too, why not cruise by?"
by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006
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To grab your girlfriend's leg, press it up against your ass, and crack off a fart. Usually delivered best after a hearty meal of some type of Curry, hence the name.
To grab your girlfriend's leg, press it up against your ass, and crack off a fart. Usually delivered best after a hearty meal of some type of Curry, hence the name.
" I think my girlfriend's pissed, we had Chicken Vindaloo at the Arabic Gardens last night, and I ripped a huge East Indian Burn on her thigh...it stunk sooo bad! "
by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006
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