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Break the legs off the spider

The act of anal sex.
A nice tight ass looks remarkably like a Daddy-long-legs spider, hence the insertion of a penis appears to be breaking the legs off that same spider.
" Man, that girl loves it hard. After fucking for awhile she grabbed the lube, slapped her ass and told me she wanted to break the legs off the spider."
by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006
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scarf

A kind of hoochie that simply hangs around the neck of anyone with money. An ornamental woman, a golddigger.
" Did you see the scarf hangin' off of Chris last night? She had one hand on his shoulder and the other in his pocket."
by the Den of Iniquity November 22, 2006
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West Indian Burn

This occurs when attempting to perform an East Indian Burn on your girlfriend's leg. The difference is that it is done after consuming too much Jerk Chicken and Red Stripe and results in sharting on your partner instead.
Usually results in an instant termination of the relationship.
" I think my girlfriend and I are done, dude. I tried to fart on her leg, and ended up giving her a West Indian Burn on her! Shouldn't have eaten at that Jamaican place last night."
by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006
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Gynosaur

One step above "Cougar" in the scale of women. Pussy so old its fossilized.
a.k.a. Rapidly aging, Botox-addict and ex-supermodel Janice Dickinson.
" Man, what a gynosaur...I'd probably screw her, just gotta remember to blow the dust off first. "
by the Den of Iniquity October 6, 2006
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East Indian Burn

A close, and disgusting, cousin to the Indian Burn.
To grab your girlfriend's leg, press it up against your ass, and crack off a fart. Usually delivered best after a hearty meal of some type of Curry, hence the name.
" I think my girlfriend's pissed, we had Chicken Vindaloo at the Arabic Gardens last night, and I ripped a huge East Indian Burn on her thigh...it stunk sooo bad! "
by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006
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Adano

The shortened form of "I don't know".
Pronounced as Ah - Da - No.
Used as a code-word for doing something that may be deemed inappropriate (such as smoking dope) by somone nearby who is not involved in the conversation.
Me: " Hey man, what are you doing tonight?"
You: " Adano "
Me: "Well, me and the guys are gonna be doing some Adano too, why not cruise by?"
by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006
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digestive pyrotechnics

To vomit profusely with a large amount of noise and sidespray, resembling a large fireworks display...but with half digested food.
I think i puked up everything I ate last week...it was like digestive pyrotechnics, man.
by the Den of Iniquity January 3, 2007
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