3 definitions by the cum messiah

A stubby lad who strongly resembles that man from the lorax.
by the cum messiah September 29, 2021
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A fine specimen of a man. He is generally dummy thicc, and hates feminists. His arch nemesis goes by many names, sometimes it is Mrs Jones, but other times it is Teni. In conclusion, he is a fine gentleman and a sight to behold.
by the cum messiah September 29, 2021
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A mega chonkster of a lad. His balls are so big, they drag him to the floor.
"Oh my lordly lord, is that SOSEEL!!!1!! 😲"
by the cum messiah September 29, 2021
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