65 definitions by the cooler penguin27

COVID-19

the one game that skipped 18 games in the franchise

COVID-19 was good, but now its shit
well, thats why you dont skip 18 games in the franchise

by the cooler penguin27 April 16, 2020

the spider

ejaculating on one's face while on the roof of a bunk bed

the spider is a sex move lol

by the cooler penguin27 October 8, 2020

mini panther

another way to say "black cat" or "black kitten."

dont commit murder, just hang out with your mini panther

by the cooler penguin27 November 17, 2021

bugglebottommed

a brutal attack to one's left foot
survival rate is even lower than that of a runga bunga.

p1: thats gross.
p2: WHY YOU LITTLE!1!
*brutal noises*
p3: what happened to him?
p4: he got bugglebottommed.

by the cooler penguin27 January 17, 2022

chocolate rain

a trapeze artist has diarrhea and shits on 23 people

chocolate rain.

by the cooler penguin27 February 15, 2022

meow meow

a cat, i shit u not, its just a cat.

meow meow

by the cooler penguin27 September 7, 2021

drugs

30% of this site's definitions.
whats the other 70?
it goes like this
30% drugs
69% sex moves that are performed by no one
1% actually helpful definitions

what has this site come to...
drugs sex and drugs and sex.

by the cooler penguin27 January 13, 2022