65 definitions by the cooler penguin27

you are holding more than $5,000 which can be stolen by other players. visit an atm to 'bank' your cash and keep it safe. you can use 'banked' cash for most legitimate purchases.

you completed a job on gta, congrats.

you are holding more than $5,000 which can be stolen by other players. visit an atm to 'bank' your cash and keep it safe. you can use 'banked' cash for most legitimate purchases.

by the cooler penguin27 June 7, 2022

penguin27

me

yes, me, penguin27.

by the cooler penguin27 September 15, 2020

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GRUNK GRUNK GRUNK CONTINUE THE CHAIN

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SUSYMONGUS MOGUS GUGNOS

GgggggggggsusymongusposterisssssssAaaaaaahdhdrhnbvcddtyikkmbvcSSSSosssoooos BE FUNYY

by the cooler penguin27 January 13, 2022

VAZ

a russian car brand, you dont see any of them here in america.
home to the ACTUAL priora. fuck you prius
vaz stands for Voljski Avtomobilnii Zavod
they make econoboxes built to get you around.
even nowadays they are reliable as all hell.
if you live in russia, you've def seen it.
they are now known as LADA.

cars:
from now
granta
vesta
niva legend
niva travel
largus (no among us jokes, please.)
xray

from before
2110/2111/2112 (really creative name weve got here.) (compact car)
2120 (minivan)
1111 (city car)
all the samaras (compact or midsize i cant tell the difference cars)
2101-2106 (old ass car)
riva/nova (older model car)
kalina (hatchback)
priora (compact car) (the real priora)

if you are russian and dont like this entry please dont bully me im just some dumb american :C

vaz (Voljski Avtomobilnii Zavod) is a car company from russia.
pretty neat

by the cooler penguin27 November 13, 2021

feather

a bird's fur

i love birds, they has cool feathers

by the cooler penguin27 September 15, 2020

sandwich

one of the best foods ever. seriously man, if you have not tried this, what in the fuck have you been doing. its easy to make and it tastes Sooooooooooooooooooo fucking good. if you like cocks, specifically, chickens (your perverted ass thought it was penis, did u?) your in luck. chicken sandwiches exist. and their delicious. if your a disgusting sloppy vegan, theres a sandwich for that, ya like eggs? theres a sandwich for that. if you like humans, first off what the absolute fuck is wrong with you, second, theres a sandwich for that. but how do you make it? bread slice, wat ever u want, bread slice. easy shit.

sandwiches are good,
sandwiches are good.
eat a sandwich
feel real good.

by the cooler penguin27 April 22, 2020

oldsmobile

the one car brand that has the name of its consumer base

its conveniently a dead brand, and its one of the oldest car brands known to man, how ironic!
oldsmobile, for your grandfather.

by the cooler penguin27 January 10, 2022