29 definitions by the clit commander

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All the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
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by The clit commander April 10, 2003

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(n. or v.) To place testicles in someone's mouth and procede in a up and down motion.
Shut up or I'll tea bag you
by The clit commander April 11, 2003

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This is what you say when someone else farts and you notice it before they say saftey ,you say doorknob. You can punch them until they toucha doorknob.
AHHH! Doorknob!
by The clit commander April 10, 2003

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When a womens clothes are to tight and you can acutally see the pussy crater.
Damn!!! I can see your camel toe
by The clit commander April 10, 2003

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A squirel possum that only goes out at night and eats children.
by The clit commander April 10, 2003

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someone who smokes the pole or in other words one who sucks dick
You gay shaft eater sons a bitches.
by THE CLIT COMMANDER February 19, 2005

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Someone who is to damn lazy to comb his hair, and blames it on his pillow
Man I have a pillow perm
by The clit commander April 10, 2003

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