2 definitions by the akademik

Handblaster

A version of the handjob, the Handblaster is often received during one-night-stands and is pleasurable for neither participant.

Defined by a violent jerking motion and uneven stroke.

"Oh man... you take that sloptart home last night?"
"Yeah, she gave me a brutal Handblaster too. It sucked."

by the akademik June 27, 2005

Tweezepop

A legitimate female orgasm.

"You even get a handblaster?"
"Nah, I gave her a solid Tweezepop though."

by the akademik June 27, 2005