2 definitions by the akademik

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A version of the handjob, the Handblaster is often received during one-night-stands and is pleasurable for neither participant.

Defined by a violent jerking motion and uneven stroke.
"Oh man... you take that sloptart home last night?"
"Yeah, she gave me a brutal Handblaster too. It sucked."
by the akademik June 27, 2005

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A legitimate female orgasm.
"You even get a handblaster?"
"Nah, I gave her a solid Tweezepop though."
by the akademik June 27, 2005

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