Definitions by the Real Governor

ugly bulldozer 

Completely and thorough ugliness such that it causes great pain. It's a phrase used to describe someone unfortunate enough to have been born so ugly.

Also, one who hit every single fucking branch in a fall from an ugly tree. Worst than the ugly stick.

Forget the ugly stick. This girl got run over by the ugly bulldozer.

Don't look now, but here comes an ugly bulldozer.

ugly bulldozer by The Real Governor January 2, 2009

Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe 

a chicken head who takes her job super serial

I thought she was a Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe; she really was an undercover cop.

Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe by The Real Governor January 2, 2009

scuwee 

what you say when u see a girl in the hall way; to hollah; used in Nelly songs including "Thicky Thick Girl"

Usually pronounced with an prolonged e sound on the end.

Also spelled skuwee, skoowee, scoowee, scuwy, scuwey, scoowy, scoowey, skuwy, skoowy, skuwey, skoowey, sckuwee, sckoowee, sckoowy, sckoowey, sckuwy, sckuwey

If an attractive girl/chonga/Thicky Thick girl/Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe walks by, you must yell Scuweeeeeeeee!!!

Damn that girl is fine...scuweeeeeee!!!

scuwee by The Real Governor January 2, 2009

breakFEAST

A codename or soubriquet for fantastic morning sex; a meal, early in the day, at Sonic

Related
breakfast: a codename for morning sex

Lets go have breakFEAST in bed.

I'll two Breakfast Bistros with Sausage, Egg & Cheese and a Breakfast Burrito with Ham...I want to have a breakFEAST!

breakFEAST by The Real Governor January 2, 2009

BAMFitude 

n.
the measure of greatness of rank or position, size or extent, and/or significance or influence in the state of being a Bad Ass MotherFucker

On a scale of 1 to 10, Samuel L. Jackson is an 11 in BAMFitude.

Cracka Tim was inadequate in the realm of BAMFitude.

BAMFitude by The Real Governor January 2, 2009

douchekak 

An asshole or douchebag. Its a combination of douchebag and cock, but pronouced as if you were in New England.

Goddammit Colin, stop being such a douchekak and go already!

douchekak by the Real Governor January 2, 2009

banp 

Internet acronym for "bitch ass nigga, please..."

"Banp, quit tryin me, dog"

banp by the Real Governor January 2, 2009