Definitions by the Professor from Podunk

para-literate 

1. a : uneducated, cultured. b : unable to do much reading or writing.

2. an unbelievable penchant for poor grammar and extremely bad spelling;

SEE - Bill.

As a dyslexic para-literate, English was his a second language, but he had no first, and everything he wrote sounded like broken Shakespeare.

para-literate by the Professor from Podunk January 2, 2011

Toad 

a sociopath, borderline idiot savant, who should not be allowed to work around human beings, ever.

This guy was such a toad they wrote him off "The Office," but he still wouldn't leave.

Toad by the Professor from Podunk December 8, 2010