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A dirty diseas ridden penis
Her: no, we can't fuck, i heard you got a muffa dick.
Him: but my hands work just fine ;)
Her: no! maybe you got muffa hands too!
Him: Muffa isn't a word. :/
Her: it is too muffa dick! >:O
by the Contortionist March 17, 2011
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