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The ancient philosophy that in order to attain true enlightenment one must live by the following rules.
1.Get a van,its cheaper than having to have a vehicle and a house too.
2.Spend the money you save on crack and
crack whores.
3.Use 7-11's for bathroom facilities.
4.When the block gets hot,go live in some other crackheads driveway.
All hail Ray the Van Man,Supreme Guru of Vanism.

"Dont laugh your mom might be in here."
by the tweaker February 18, 2004
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a professional cocksucker not unlike a fish face.
That old faggot is a fuckface whose probably sucked every dick in fort lauderdale.knows what hes doing that one,could suck a watermelon through a crack stem.
by the tweaker February 18, 2004
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Connections.Contacts.Also deals or arrangements involving drugs mostly.
I was such a crackhead i had to put my list of hookups on cd rom.
by the tweaker February 16, 2004
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A method of producing a rush by hyperventilating until passing out or by hyperventilating and then cutting off bloodflow to the brain with pressure to the neck.Causes twitching and spasmodic shit along with a whippet or nitrouslike effect.AKA elevators.
Those kids on e at the party were cloud nining each other and fishing out on the floor in the halls.I wanna try that.
by the tweaker February 18, 2004
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Chemicals used to manufacture crystal meth or crank that you can be arrested for having together or in large quantities.
anhydrous ammonia,ephedrine,pseudoephedrin, ether, dry ice, lye,ammonium nitrate fertilizer,lithium batteries,drain cleaner, muriatic acid, sinus inhalers,red phosphorus, iodine
by the tweaker March 18, 2005
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A small nasal inhaler containing levmethamphetamine and camphor oil used by people on ecstasy for a rush.The chemicals in the cotton inside may also be used to make a shitty form of stovetop crank.May also be used by sick people,for something.
After the party we gathered up all the used vicks inhaler tubes and made a batch of speed.
by the tweaker February 16, 2004
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