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boys who work in web departments with secret obsessions with cat toys, love crock pots, and Chinese women.
Everyone may think they are working diligently in their office, but they are just wasting time poo stabbing.

"Jeremiah is a Poo Stabber!! He done poo stabbed Johnny! And he liked it!!"
by the smuts November 16, 2012
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