5 definitions by the ouma piss fic
A shitty fake sexuality that invalidates bisexuals and the LGBTQ community as a whole. It’s just straight/homosexual with extra steps.
person1: Hey, did you hear? Jaime’s semibisexual. I’m so proud of her for coming out! She’s so vali-
obviously correct person2: shut the fuck up
obviously correct person2: shut the fuck up
by the ouma piss fic March 2, 2021
A really good game franchise. Created by Nintendo, you play as Link, a Hylian, trying to save the princess named Zelda from Calamity Ganon. Particularly good games in this series are Skyward Sword, Breath of The Wild, and Link to The Past.
Human: Hey have you played The Legend of Zelda? Fire as hell if you ask me.
Hylian: I *am* The Legend of Zelda.
Hylian: I *am* The Legend of Zelda.
by the ouma piss fic February 24, 2021
A song by _Lemon Demon_. It’s about someone who killed some motherfucker that insulted his trains. Rightfully so.
In the club, the Model Railroad Club,
A motherfucker said shit about my trains.
Might as well have took a shit on my brain
Cuz I went insane.
I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat.
But the president never did let me back after that.
Shit, I said, "Fuck you.
Who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anyhoo?"
My trains, uh.
My trains, uh.
I got small ones. Tiny little trains.
I come down here just to get away.
My trains, uh.
M-m-m-m-my trains, uh.
It's like magic. Magic trains.
I wish these trains could take me away.
A motherfucker said shit about my trains.
Might as well have took a shit on my brain
Cuz I went insane.
I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat.
But the president never did let me back after that.
Shit, I said, "Fuck you.
Who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anyhoo?"
My trains, uh.
My trains, uh.
I got small ones. Tiny little trains.
I come down here just to get away.
My trains, uh.
M-m-m-m-my trains, uh.
It's like magic. Magic trains.
I wish these trains could take me away.
by the ouma piss fic March 17, 2021
A game where you dodge rainbowy floor tiles as a triangle. The game is made by Terry Cavanagh, and the music is made by Chipzel, which is a chiptune artist. It’s extremely difficult, the first difficulty is literally hard mode. Please play it.
by the ouma piss fic January 8, 2021