5 definitions by the only joe papa

pan

its either a human who is attracted to all genders and those outside the gender spectrum and those who dont fit anywhere adn those who move around you get the point. or its a weapon thats also used for cooking or its pan spelt wrong

john: man i tried going out with a pan woman
ron: what happened?
john: she hit me with a pan and now im in pan
ron: did you mean your in pain
john: no i ment shes actually cooking me right now im inside the pan please send help
ron: HOLY FUCKING SHIT
john: and im in pan
ron: i know your in a pan
john: this time i ment pain
ron: ohhhhhh
john: shes still cooking me alive send help please
ron: CHEESUS FUCKING CHRIDT MY LORD AND SAVIOUR WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!
john: ouchie

by the only joe papa August 11, 2023

gesus christ

might be a typo or...
OUR LORD AND SAVIOR GESUS CHRIST THE CHEESE BRINGER AND MILK DESTROYER

"do you know gesus christ?"
"do you mean jesus christ?"
"no i meant GESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR"
"ohhhhh you meant GESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR"
"yeah"

by the only joe papa February 16, 2023

A braska

A name for a time when person shits his toilet so hard his whole house explodes

James Jameson: did you hear that Strog had **a braska**?
Moti: Yes, is he doing well in the hospital?
James Jameson: Yes exept the fact the hospital food tastes like shit

by the only joe papa October 9, 2023

updog

updog is the amount of death of dogs that happen each 15 days, if the updog is more then 50 % you should run fast.

hey the updog is high, we need to move out

by the only joe papa November 14, 2022

cg5

cg5 is a song creator who has the power to make every meme immidiatly unfunny and every trend die in mere seconds after he uploads the song

person one: did you hear the new cg5 soong about not eating nuts?
person two: already brought the nuts!
person one: but arent you alergic to nuts?
person two: yes. why?

by the only joe papa July 7, 2023