1 definition by the new michael bay

An army of gay aliens that live in the rectum of sarah palin. known for the raids on walmart, they rape innocent bystanders. and lesbian bears. and cats.
Harry potter: "i heard the Guardians of gahool are gay"
Jesus:"Yes they are. now DIE!!!"
by the new michael bay April 3, 2015
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