3 definitions by the know-it-all guy

one-night stand

The act of standing for a whole night, usually as a punishment for having one-night stands with your partner without letting your parents know.

Guy 1: "Yoo parents suckssssss....."
Guy 2: "What's wrong, dude?"
Guy 1: "My parents made me do a one-night stand in front of them for having a one-night stand earlier with my girl without letting 'em know."
Guy 1: "Oof, that's sad."
Guy 2: "VERYYY!!"
Hot girl: (to Guy 2) "Heya there, hottie! That one-night stand with you was amazing <3"
Parents of Guy 2: *overhears what the girl said* (to Guy 2) "Oh yeah! Last night, we had a great time watching you do a one-night stand too!"
Guy 2: *passes out*

by the know-it-all guy October 14, 2023

kiss

A delightful exchange of saliva that often leads to temporary loss of cognitive function.

AN EXAMPLE ILLUSTRATING HOW INDIVIDUALS' RESPONSES TO THIS WORD CAN VARY BASED ON THE SPEAKER'S GENDER:

If a guy said it:
Guy: Kiss my ass, you bastard!
Stranger: *beats him up*

If a girl said it:
Girl: Kiss my ass, you bastard!
Stranger: Aww yayy! *loses cognitive function*

by the know-it-all guy October 14, 2023

reject

The act of making someone suffer through rejection.

The boss rejected his idea, that's why he died.

by the know-it-all guy October 9, 2023