16 definitions by the g

Pentagon

1. Where Bush's monkeys sit and try to pronounce the names of the countrys they are bombing

2. A five sided shape with five corners

3. What wannabe Satanists draw on their walls, genitals and on the ground in white chalk

1. There's a mass without roofs. Let's bomb 'em!

2. This shape has five sides. Lets go for a walk and discuss the matter further

3. Nah, only joking. I'm not another member of the greedy society. Brothers

by the g November 21, 2003

Spongey

The greatest sponge ever, taken away from us so unduely. Oh cruel, heartless injustice, why do you mock me so?

Sponge
a poem for spongey.
I know you have gone to a better place, but you will always have a place in our hearts


spongey, spongey, spongey my love
taken away so fast
no warning, swept away like a river of loss
thoughtless actions the result of thoughtless parents
but where did you go?
they tried to replace you, bastards, bastards, cunts
i love you spongey, and now you are gone

a quick message to Steph's parents,
i hope you learn that love is not for rent
you broke my heart, it is twisted and bent
you did the world injustice
i hope you know the sorrow you caused
the tears that will be shedded
now that our beloved sponge is bedeaded
you fucks, look what you did!
replaced our hearts with a two for one offer
Tesco; the landlord, powerwhore is going to burn

by the g January 19, 2004

Pittsburg

A town in California that has a Ghetto and is full of Mexicans and Blacks. A place where the sun never shines.

"Pittsburg is a Ghetto".

by the g January 25, 2005

Chocolate Factory

1. The arse
2. Where chocolate is made

1. Your chocolate factory is big
2. My 10 year old son is currently reading the book "Charlie and the chocolate factory"

by the g November 21, 2003

Pittsburg High School

A 70 year old prison disguised as a High School where people go to take drugs, have sex with stupid mexican bitches in the hallways, and get arrested for no damn reason. You also get in trouble for doing nothing.

"Watch out for the Terminator(Giovanni Bruno) walking around campus during school. He will beat the shit out of you if you fuck with him."

by the g January 25, 2005

Space monkey

Consider the first monkeys shot into space. Without pain, without sacrifice, we are nothing.

You look like a monkey ready to be shot into space

by the g November 28, 2003

usc

Shops in the UK selling clothes mainly to scallies although they do have some other stuff which is almost respectable.

Shit mate, where did you get that lacoste shirt?
I got it down USC in the Arndale centre.

by the g June 14, 2004