17 definitions by the den of iniquity

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A combination of the main holiday terms; Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanza, and Ramadan.
To be used in this age of correctness where people may be offended by wishing one person a seasonal greeting but leaving another person out, thereby offending their race or creed.
" Happy Christmahannukwanzadan everybody...and I think that covers everybody "
by the Den of Iniquity December 06, 2006
It is a common misconception that a giant meteor or comet-tail caused the Ice Age and the ensuing demise of all prehistoric life.
It was, in fact the appearance of a new type of dinosaur called the Chucknorrisaurus that suddenly appeared and wiped out all animal life. Scientists in Asia discovered a single fossil surrounded by a wealth of other skeletal remains, each with their craniums smashed to dust. The theory is that the dreaded Chucknorrisaurus was enjoying a meal, when it was interrupted by another dinosaur...mistake #1. Chucknorrisaurus was so angered by the intrusion that it snapped and started delivering roundhouse kicks to everything in sight. Other dinosaurs heard the commotion and came to investigate....mistake#2. The ensuing brawl ended up with every dinosaur dying in a hail of kicks, and their final breaths raised the CO2 levels to the point of creating a greenhouse effect and starting the Ice Age. This ice age only served to preserve the Chucknorrisaurus's DNA which combined with Simian} DNA and resulted in the creation of man.
" The Tyrranosaur looked mean, but those tiny little arms were no match for the powerful legs and death-dealing stare of the Chucknorrisaurus "
by the Den of Iniquity November 20, 2006
One step above "Cougar" in the scale of women. Pussy so old its fossilized.
a.k.a. Rapidly aging, Botox-addict and ex-supermodel Janice Dickinson.

" Man, what a gynosaur...I'd probably screw her, just gotta remember to blow the dust off first. "
by the Den of Iniquity October 06, 2006
An occasion like Hallowe'en, April Fool's, or Father's/Mother's Day. Though not categorized as an official holiday, is often used as a good occasion to get a good drunk on with friends.
" Shit dude! It's Hallowe'en, my favorite alcoholiday! Let's get done up as Zombies and get druuuuunk!!!"
by the Den of Iniquity November 02, 2006
A large penis having both length and width. Large enough that while having sex, a woman feels almost like her stomach is being screwed; a somewhat gutwrenching pain if the penis is large enough. (a.k.a. mine)
"She said she liked it hard and rough...then I gave her a taste of the gutwrench, and she's not so sure about that anymore."
by the Den of Iniquity February 07, 2007
A large gathering of rednecks or hicks.
Not necessarily from Alabama, yet displaying the plumage of that pocket of civilization, mainly Nascar hats and filth. An Alabamarama can usually be spotted at tailgates, racetracks, WalMart,and on COPS.
It is not a good idea to come too close to an Alabamarama as you may end up bathed in tobacco-juice and/or the fumes of a meth lab.
Chris: " Look at the size of that Alabamarama... I can almost feel my intelligence being sucked out by it's gravitational pull..."
Mike: "ah-hyuuhh..Dale Earnhardt wuz gawd."
Chris: " OH NO!!! They got you too dude!!"
by the Den of Iniquity December 06, 2006
A kind of hoochie that simply hangs around the neck of anyone with money. An ornamental woman, a golddigger.
" Did you see the scarf hangin' off of Chris last night? She had one hand on his shoulder and the other in his pocket."
by the Den of Iniquity November 22, 2006

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