3 definitions by the bald seagull

lava cake

the sexual act of eating someone’s ass, specifically black dudes while he has chronic diarrhea.

the lava cake was worse than i ever seen, but it still turned me on.

by the bald seagull October 28, 2019

up and cut

to make a quick getaway; to abandon all and run for it.

Person 1: "There's police outside."
Person 2: "Ye, grab the money and let's up and cut."

by the bald seagull October 25, 2019

book

A nerd

Person 1: “Yo did you see the new kid in school today?”
Person 2: “yeah I heard he’s super smart, like a total book.”

by the bald seagull October 25, 2019